1. I have been in prison
True. I have been in prison once, and I have been in jail on multiple occasions. Memories of a mispent youth.
2. My eyes are blue, but have been known to change to gray when I am sad or angry
True. My eyes change color from Blue to Gray sometimes, and I've even seen them look more green than blue.
3. I once had my eyebrow pierced
False. The only piercing I've ever gotten is my tongue.
4. I have a tattoo
True. I have a celtic knotwork armband and shamrock on my right arm.
5. I once turned down a very lucrative buyout offer for the rights to my comic strip from a very well-known company
False. I have received buyout offers for the rights to my intellectual property, but never from a particularly well-known company. I have turned them all down, though.
6. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
True. I am a black belt in the Tae Kwon Do form of martial arts.
7. I attended a catholic school
True. I attended a catholic school for half a year, during my junior year in high school.
8. My middle name is William
True. Timothy William Buckley
9. I have never been in a fist fight/bar brawl
False. I have been in many fights, although none recently.
10. I've had my appendix removed
False. I have never had any serious internal surgery.
Some of you got pretty close though.